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July 25 Here's one to make you laugh!She whispered "will it hurt me?" She said "I'm very frightened, It was growing rather painful "Calm yourself" he whispered "It's coming now" he whispered And with a final effort She lay back quite contended Now if you read this carefully June 22 try this outBelow are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not very good at this are you? Third Question: Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for answer.. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again. You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!!!!! Good-bye!!! June 03 SEZER IS OUT!!!thank you all you wonderful ppl who voted sezer out! i was so happy 2 c that smug look wiped off his face! thinkin hes the best and was goin 2 win the vote hands down. he's a plonker. glad hes out
 June 02 its all going on in the big brother houseWell big brother is excellent this year only 2 weeks into it and its all going on! anyway this is just a plea to all you BB fanatics out there, SEZER is up for eviction so PLEASE everybody VOTE HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 27 insomniac!thought i'd scribble something on here cos i cant sleep these days. im bored.......... soooooo bored! Thought id try out a new colour scheme. what ya think?? oh my little bro got a space now check it out on my list of cool spaces and say hello to him please  so whats everyones thoughts on big brother? pete to win! sezar OUT! glyns a goof! nikki's mad but moans 2 much! shabhaz was funny - miss him! lisa's off it lol! richards cool! leah's a plastic barbie doll but love her! the rest are just init for the sex lol! and as for bonnar (bonnie) she should have stayed, i felt sorry for the poor cow!May 14 yet another funny picYes yes, I know I know, ive been neglecting my space recently, its cos i hardly get a chance to get online these days, cant wait to get my own place and set up my PC lol but im still at mummy's and my bro hogs the internet lol, anyways, enjoy this funny pic!!! April 30 ello!Hi guys, hope y'all are ok?? im good, getting used 2 the single life and been asked on 2 dates already! lol and a blind date! oh well. im more popular than i thought, especially now ive left that spanner head and all my mates are talking to me again! which im glad about cos i need you all right now!
take care guys xx xx April 15 PLEASE STOP AND THINK FOR A MINUTEMy name is Haley I am but three,
April 12 Well hello there ppl :)Hello there guys, as many of u may be aware, i may frequently be seen on msn messenger as busy or away and not chatting as much (at the moment) im not being ignorant im just doing some study and research on (and off) the web. so if i dont chat then im sorry, im not being ignorant im just trying 2 build a better life for myself! it shouldnt last 2 long tho (fingers X'd) i would also like 2 take this opertunity 2 2 thank msn spaces as i have met quite a few lovely friends off here - you know who you r and i think ur all gr8! and if any1 else wants 2 add me 2 their messenger then its dark.angel1981@hotmail.co.uk spk 2 u all soon x x April 05 my life's a mess  my lifes a mess, my heads in bits, i wish i didnt have this sh!t just want to curl up in to a tiny corner and fkn DIE!March 27 My First LoveIm taking no religion,
No religion's taking me.
Now there's only one thing,
The only thing that sets me free.
Listening to my music,
The escape to keep me sane.
With an overloading bassline,
That goes straight to my brain.
I push up on the volume
Till it's crystal clear and loud
My body starts to tingle
Just by listening to the sound
Nothingelse can do the same
It hits the spot so fast
Music is my first love
It will always be my last.
Can't explain the freedom
And the freedom from the bass
Something just takes over me
Which nothing can replace
You tune in and you close your eyes
I'm living in a dream
Hypnotised by something
That you've heard but never seen
The rythem is a mystery
Her magic I can tell
The crystal bass, the melody
Just gets me in a spell
It's the loves in life that come and go
But one that will never pass
Cos music is my first love
It will always be my last March 18 funny pic of the week!!!Hello and sorry its been a while but ive been busy fixing and upgrading my PC and gettin rid of stupid hackers who have nothingelse better to do wit there time but to try and destroy my PC lol well HA! you didnt succeed lmao....
anyways ill start off with another funny pic of the week!
enjoy...
 March 06 † ωєℓ©σмє тσ мy ωσяℓ∂ †the thing from the closet
and the thing from the cellar
the thing from the forest
and the thing from the swamp
lock their hands
as they dance
into midnights full moon.
the zombie, the vampire
and the ghost with red eyes
they live in your dreams
and they feed on your brain.
the creepy and crawly
the sticky and slimey
all dwell in your head.
close your eyes to their waltz
and your ears to their whisper.
still they swirl you and whirl you
around in their midst
and they'll leave you
in the dark hour of morning
to go stark raving mad
on your own...
March 03 THIS WEEKS FUNNY PIC(s) (NEW)I saw this pic and it made me laugh so i thought i'd share it with y'all.
if you have a pic you'd like me to show email me dark.angel1981@hotmail.co.uk
have fun xx a message from me!just letting all the bored little peeps out there know that offensive comments get removed str8 away! grow up and find sum1else 2 p!$$ off ok? thank you! (and when i say offensive i mean stupid and childish)
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