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July 25

Here's one to make you laugh!

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

June 22

try this out

Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You
can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find
out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)






First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.

What position are you in?









Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!




Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
the first question.



Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!


You're not very good at this are you?




Third Question:
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT
use paper and pencil or
a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..





Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe
it? Check with your calculator!




Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question
right?



Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana,
2. Nene,
3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.
Read the question again.


You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!!!!! Good-bye!!!
June 03

SEZER IS OUT!!!

thank you all you wonderful ppl who voted sezer out! i was so happy 2 c that smug look wiped off his face! thinkin hes the best and was goin 2 win the vote hands down. he's a plonker. glad hes out
 
June 02

its all going on in the big brother house

Well big brother is excellent this year only 2 weeks into it and its all going on! anyway this is just a plea to all you BB fanatics out there, SEZER is up for eviction so PLEASE everybody VOTE HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 27

insomniac!

thought i'd scribble something on here cos i cant sleep these days. im bored.......... soooooo bored! Thought id try out a new colour scheme. what ya think?? oh my little bro got a space now check it out on my list of cool spaces and say hello to him please  so whats everyones thoughts on big brother? pete to win! sezar OUT! glyns a goof! nikki's mad but moans 2 much! shabhaz was funny - miss him! lisa's off it lol! richards cool! leah's a plastic barbie doll but love her! the rest are just init for the sex lol! and as for bonnar (bonnie) she should have stayed, i felt sorry for the poor cow!
May 14

yet another funny pic

Yes yes, I know I know, ive been neglecting my space recently, its cos i hardly get a chance to get online these days, cant wait to get my own place and set up my PC lol but im still at mummy's and my bro hogs the internet lol, anyways, enjoy this funny pic!!!
April 30

ello!

Hi guys, hope y'all are ok?? im good, getting used 2 the single life and been asked on 2 dates already! lol and a blind date! oh well. im more popular than i thought, especially now ive left that spanner head and all my mates are talking to me again! which im glad about cos i need you all right now!
 
take care guys xx xx
April 15

PLEASE STOP AND THINK FOR A MINUTE

My name is Haley I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I
fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Haley  
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Copy and paste this in to your spaces and let people know child abuse is wrong...

http://www.childline.org.uk/

April 12

Well hello there ppl :)

Hello there guys, as many of u may be aware, i may frequently be seen on msn messenger as busy or away and not chatting as much (at the moment) im not being ignorant im  just doing some study and research on (and off) the web. so if i dont chat then im sorry, im not being ignorant im just trying 2 build a better life for myself! it shouldnt last 2 long tho (fingers X'd) i would also like 2 take this opertunity 2 2 thank msn spaces as i have met quite a few lovely friends off here - you know who you r and i think ur all gr8! and if any1 else wants 2 add me 2 their messenger then its dark.angel1981@hotmail.co.uk spk 2 u all soon x x
April 05

my life's a mess

 my lifes a mess, my heads in bits, i wish i didnt have this sh!t just want to curl up in to a tiny corner and fkn DIE!
March 27

My First Love

Im taking no religion,
 No religion's taking me.
Now there's only one thing,
 The only thing that sets me free.
Listening to my music,
 The escape to keep me sane.
With an overloading bassline,
 That goes straight to my brain.
I push up on the volume
 Till it's crystal clear and loud
My body starts to tingle
 Just by listening to the sound
Nothingelse can do the same
 It hits the spot so fast
 
Music is my first love
 It will always be my last.
 
Can't explain the freedom
 And the freedom from the bass
Something just takes over me
 Which nothing can replace
You tune in and you close your eyes
 I'm living in a dream
Hypnotised by something
 That you've heard but never seen
The rythem is a mystery
 Her magic I can tell
The crystal bass, the melody
Just gets me in a spell
It's the loves in life that come and go
 But one that will never pass
 
Cos music is my first love
 It will always be my last
March 18

funny pic of the week!!!

Hello and sorry its been a while but ive been busy fixing and upgrading my PC and gettin rid of stupid hackers who have nothingelse better to do wit there time but to try and destroy my PC lol well HA! you didnt succeed lmao....
 
anyways ill start off with another funny pic of the week!
 
enjoy...
 
March 06

† ωєℓ©σмє тσ мy ωσяℓ∂ †

the thing from the closet
and the thing from the cellar
the thing from the forest
and the thing from the swamp
lock their hands
as they dance
into midnights full moon.
the zombie, the vampire
and the ghost with red eyes
they live in your dreams
and they feed on your brain.
the creepy and crawly
the sticky and slimey
all dwell in your head.
close your eyes to their waltz
and your ears to their whisper.
still they swirl you and whirl you
around in their midst
and they'll leave you
in the dark hour of morning
to go stark raving mad
on your own...
 
March 04

hello

I iz pi$$ed az a FART and fkn lovin it!!!!!!!!!
March 03

THIS WEEKS FUNNY PIC(s) (NEW)

I saw this pic and it made me laugh so i thought i'd share it with y'all.
if you have a pic you'd like me to show email me dark.angel1981@hotmail.co.uk
 
have fun xx

a message from me!

just letting all the bored little peeps out there know that offensive comments get removed str8 away! grow up and find sum1else 2 p!$$ off ok? thank you!  (and when i say offensive i mean stupid and childish)
 
me
March 02

in reguards to my last blog!!!!!!

well i just been shouted at 4 goin on the internet so "early" in the morning!! so what does he expect when he hogs the tele! well im sorry but i dont wanna watch antiques and auctions and changing rooms till 5pm!
 
HELP!
March 01

why do men watch such cr@p on the tele???

Why do men always insist on having the remote and controlling the tele and watching such RUBBISH every nite. and if you try 2 switch over or suggest you want somethingelse on they always moan and thro a wobbler. it so annoys me. i can never watch what i want unless he goes out! sorry im just a little P'd off ryt now and im sick of playing the pathetic games on my mobile. and looks like im turning in2 a real web head at the mo as well!!!!
 
 
men! who needs em?!?!?
February 27

thank u ppl

just wanted to say hiya people and thank you to everyone who emailed me for one of my love poems, and a bigger thank you to those of you who emailed back with your lovely comments and thanks. hope you all ok and if you want any more poems of any kind then email back again cos i can write loads for all different aspects of life lol. take care everyone
February 17

my list of spaces

hiya ppl. well sorry it took me so long but i finally updated my list of spaces so check it out. and if u want ur space mentioned then just ask! take care ppl xx
January 17

Want your space noticed???

Get your space noticed. ill add you to my list of spaces for others to see. leave comments here saying "YES PLEASE" and i will add you to my list of spaces with my own personal opinion!
 

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